Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

stace

1. A phenomenal force exerted by aggressiivvee people, such as the BRSB.

2. The combination of style and grace, expressed in clothing and character.

I wish I was as staceworthy as those BRSB cunts

by ape_drape April 16, 2006

Sweet Stache

A mustache that is totally gnarkill or just looks devilishly good on someone.

What's that heavenly object above that mans mouth?
Why that's a sweet stache!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

satan's taco

a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it. then you fold it up and eat it like a taco and its the bust fucking thing youve ever had

mom, make me a satan's taco!

are you implying you want me to add a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it?

YEAH GO TACO

by pakdaddo May 17, 2009

det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

faux'stache

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008