spoon n' slip 

When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS

I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".

spoon n' slip by SpntaneousCmbustion January 24, 2015

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

spoon switch by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

Spoon cock by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

spoon boy

Any bald kid dressed in white, who possess the uncanny ability to bend spoons.

Spoon Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon...that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth...
Neo: What truth?
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

spoon boy by The Black Jack October 25, 2006

spoon flipper 

exhibiting qualities of suburban SUV car culture motherhood and embedded into the ideology of happiness by way of consumerism disguised as healthy choices; as in the Yoplait commerical in which two white women with mom haircuts in capris and sleeveless button-down shirts flip their spoons in the air with satisfaction after finishing a serving of low-fat Yoplait.

We are absolutely not stopping at the outlet mall, what kind of spoon flipper are you?

spoon flipper by monica elizabeth December 24, 2008

spoon train 

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

spoon train by neu January 26, 2004

Spoon Fest

A term defining a very extreme party. The type lasting usually at least two or more days where one would expect to find themselves very high, very drunk, very pregnant, arrested, or any combonation of the four. Usually many bands and/or unusual acts play throughout its entirety.

1. Man I got so much action at that party last week. Now that's a f@#kin Spoon Fest.

2. My Bro's wife got knocked up at a Spoon Fest like that one.

3. Man I was so toasted after that Spoon Fest I don't know how I made it home.

Spoon Fest by Clay Spoon September 30, 2007