sphincta

a violent term for a sphincter

"my sphincta is hurting"

by orajer June 4, 2009

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere

..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!

by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010

SPHW

Acronym for Some People Have to Work.
(Usually used in a chat message or e-mail.)

Hey, pipe down. SPHW!

by Bruce Peterson November 27, 2010

Sphinctazzle

The anal equivalent to 'vagazzle'

Practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, 'Sphinctazzle' is the artform of decorating one's bum hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one's rectum.

Before I go out, I like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.

by Killawatts January 27, 2011

sphincter spasm

passing gas; fart

"I laughed so hard I had a sphincter spasm"

by Queen La Sphincter March 13, 2011