Spag

any type of meat that is sold in a bag.
Often consumed by telemarketers and their pathetic families.

"Daddy, why can't we eat spam? at least it comes in a can and it certified by the FDA."

"You shut your mouth and eat your spag! I can't afford anything but bagged meats ever since Bush took office.?

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering

Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering

by EndTask October 2, 2007

spagettiac

A person who is dusty or shitty at throwing a ball

Man that kid is a spagettiac

by gookfest May 11, 2010

Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus

i used my spagetti worm last night

by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011

Spagend

A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

by Mowle January 7, 2012

spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".

Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

Spagg

A normal person that suddenly becomes annoying for a random amount of time.

Dude, you are being a spagg for the second time today!

by MerMerMer April 6, 2015