Curious Snake

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers

yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner

by Alan October 19, 2003

gut snake

A particularly large bowel movement

Man did I drop a gut snake!

by BIGGEST BOB April 21, 2006

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

Flying Sex Snake

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008