slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

bacon snail

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

by dave and shane December 22, 2008

Snail Trail

Strip of dark hair going from the navel to the pubic region, observable most men and some women.

When I was a young lad, my snail trail proved to the girls that I had come of age

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

lazy snail

Dipping your balls in a persons mouth and getting them covered with saliva, then dragging them up over the persons nose and resting them on their forehead leaving a saliva trail along the way.

I gave her the greatest lazy snail last night.

by Dirty and Sahara October 10, 2006

Snail tits

Noun: Slow item or individual

Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity

"Check out snail tits"

"Heather and Lauren are snail titing it today!"

by Arty McArty October 19, 2009

Snail Trail

A group of great individuals that troll people using there discord server, they have been in many different troll events such as taking down the cyberscore website and just general casual trolling.

simon:"omg cyberscore is down " , bill replies :"ugh those fucking snail trailers did it"

by Zion190 May 19, 2021

snaibsel

Snaibsel: Lesbian spelled backwards

MMM, she is a nice snaibsel!!

by Hardstuff May 28, 2004