Sloped

Someone who is beyond single and will forever be alone. Every time someone tries run up they give up and go back down.

“Aye you tryna go on a double date?”
“Nah I’m sloped”

by Lilolilly July 11, 2018

Slopez

A person who is extremely awkward.

Person 1: Oh dude look at that guy over there.. wtf is he doing????

Person 2: Dude thats a Slopez he's sooo awkward!!

by im black 69 May 19, 2011

slippery slope

getting heads from a female passenger whilst the car is in motion going uphill, then getting her to gargle the lovejuice and spit it out of the window at the top of the hill

ohh man i got a sick slippery slope last night in my new car

by yadirtygirl March 7, 2010

Pink Ski Slope

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.

Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!

by Matalan Man September 2, 2003

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

slope

(verb) to move cool

"I'ma slope down to the store for a pack of smokes; you need anything?"

John sloped toward his Plymouth Laser.

by pkwanderson September 30, 2008