Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.

"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."

by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018

nasty shasta

When a woman deficates whilst having diarrhea and the man will proceed to insert his penis in her rectum and finish. Making for

Becky wasn’t feeling so well. So John decided to give her a nasty shasta to rid her of her sickness.

by KingB0jang1es October 18, 2017

SAST

(adj). Super, Awesome, Soft, and Touchable. Usually followed by the word "hair".

Bob: You have SAST hair.
Jane: Why thank you.

by Noah K. January 6, 2006

shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

Shasta

When more than one person arrives independently and nearly simultaneously at the answer to a problem or query (usu. of an arcane or perhaps geeky nature). May also be used as an interjection. Cf. jinx.

"Each of you tweeted the answer at about the same time -- it was a shasta."

Person A (shouting): "The answer is T. DeWitt Talmadge."
Person B (just as loudly, at nearly the same instant): "The Reverend Doctor Talmadge!"
Person C: "Shasta!"

by bibliophagist April 16, 2008

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

saster

The special bond between a sassy girl and her sassy gay brother, in which they are both each other’s saster.

“Oh her? That’s my saster!”
“If I have to wake up my saster for you, I will do so!”

by Jamés November 26, 2017