Slast 

A word describing a song that is neither slow nor fast, and very difficult to dance to because of its indecisive speed.

"This club sucks. They've played nothing but slast songs all night."

Slast by MousePi September 27, 2009

Slast 

noun: Derived from the words "slow" and "past". An outadated and uptight ritual, routine or unappealing fashion that some women believe is worth the mental and physical energy for a better standard of living, but isn't, as it never contributes to anything in any useful way.
politically incorrect syn: gay
adj: slasty/

Royal Dalton figurines, sitting uncomfortably with legs crossed at the ankles and tucked to one side when wearing a skirt, pleated pants up at the waist, saying "chesterfield" when you can just say couch.

Mag: " Goodness, don't you think nursing in public is so unladylike"?
Julie: " Um, and don't you think you're being totally slasty"?

Vivien: " We should put on our lipsticks quickly before our husbands come back with the croissants".

Amy: "That's so slasty".

Slast by jaysensi May 13, 2010

Obama's last name 

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

Obama's last name by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Obama's Last Name 

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

Obama's Last Name by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019

sastwatch 

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

sastwatch by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

slactor beam

The process by which someone pulls you into a Slack room or thread by referencing your username.

James: Rick slactor beam'd me into this esoteric thread about French orthography.

slactor beam by midwest-is-the-best December 2, 2020

Obama's last name 

One of the tree unsolved mysteries.

The three unsolved mysteries are

Area 51
Bermuda Triangle
And Obama's last name

Obama's last name by LeilaSP October 6, 2019