Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Ruler of Shattered Time

a more AWESOME way to say DIO and his stand The World

DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 29, 2022

shatter

to break something into pieces; smash

Chuck accidentally shattered the car’s window when he was playing baseball with his friend Joe.

by forehard bill July 24, 2018

splatter

I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.

Brain Dead is a really funny splatter movie

by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007

splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.

"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004