A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. 1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family
3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family
3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by Pepe's Child October 24, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
by Flamming halo May 14, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Normally, people spend most of their childhood in a prison called school. As your annoying alarm clock starts ringing, you slap it to shut it down and then that's when you realize it- the break is over. You reluctantly pick yourself up drag yourself to school. When you get there, you stare endlessly at the towering building, wishing for a snow day so you don't have to go to school. As the bell rings, all your fellow prisoners go with you inside the school. You then sit down in your homeroom, where the warden makes sure everyone is present. As the warden, also known as a teacher, calls your friend's name and no one responds, it is clear he has escaped. The teacher calls the principal, who calls your friend's parents, who tells them he is sick. You sigh as you place your forehead on your desk.
Why is there such thing as school?
by Autumn Applegate March 2, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.