Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over.
The devil (see O.J. Simpson
The devil (see O.J. Simpson
by Montague Fisk April 27, 2005
Get the Satan mug.The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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noun.; it is a medical condition characterized by fear of light and an obsessive compulsion to switch lights off.
Patient's Brother: Will he live doctor?
Doctor: He suffers from the Satendra, it cant be cured but can be contained through medication. Its not fatal as long as his symptoms dont piss people off.
Doctor: He suffers from the Satendra, it cant be cured but can be contained through medication. Its not fatal as long as his symptoms dont piss people off.
by seismoishomo March 19, 2010
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Get the Satanicus mug.an awesome (in my opinion) manga that revolves around Jio Freed and his so-close-to-being girlfriend Ruby Crescent and some random kid he picks up somewhere named Ball. the plot begins when Jio picks up Ruby while checking out some ancient ruins(hes a little kid, bout 9-10 years old at this time, mind you)(Ruby is about 14-15) when suddenly they are attacked by some underlings sent by a guy who claims to be Satan who is trying to get to Ruby because he is looking for o-parts(mythical objects that react when a person uses their soul on them) and she is incredibly good at translating the writing on the ruins. Jio fights him and nearly dies, but reveals himself to be the REAL Satan, or at least the real satan is sealed in his left hand. he then becomes ruby's bodyguard and helps her in HER quest for o-parts. it gets EXTREMELY complicated after that, but its still awesome.
by crazygoose October 21, 2009
Get the 666 Satan mug.Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).
Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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