salad dump 

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

salad dump by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

Salad in a pasty 

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

Salad in a pasty by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

salad muncher 

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

salad muncher by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

salad dodger

A person who is overweight.

Kelly Clarkston is a total salad dodger.

salad dodger by muffon August 31, 2006

Salad Dodger

Someone who is overweight, rotund, obese, fat

See the person over there they look like a real salad dodger.

Salad Dodger by David Paton May 27, 2007

Salad roasting

Anal sex without using lube

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.

Salad roasting by WooLIII May 6, 2018

Salad Bag 

The act of tea bagging a vegan.

Last night I had a ‘Salad Bag’ best I’ve had!

Salad Bag by Sam Bryant August 16, 2018