[Poop] Swiping

Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.

Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"

by desanbenz January 18, 2015

Sink Swipin

a new fad im tryin to start,,where u overhear ur dad talkin shit and u get mad swipe ur hand over ur sink,,cut open a main artery in urr hand and lose at least 2pints of blood.

Friend: come over, check out my hand.

You: what happened?

Friend: I went sink swipin

by Sink Swipin March 29, 2015

Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016

French Swipe

When you wipe your ass and shit gets on your pinky finger.

Man I shit so much that I had a French swipe.

by Texmexdiva July 23, 2019

Sweep swipe

Sweep swipe is when you brush your hand across a boys dick like a check out counter sweep that barcode and put in the bagging region. Sweep swipe can be a purposeful touchy feely action or just an accidental brush as you are waking past someone .

1. Give him a sweep swipe
2. Oh no I just sweep swiped him

3. Yesterday I accidentally sweep swiped bob

4. Ahh what’s that ....oh no I just sweep swiped him

by °°°°°° July 29, 2019

Papi Swipe

A word used by 20 year old Miami natives who don't have a job but make ends meet when it comes to buying a tables with their fathers credit card.

Brooo how are we gonna for the table tn? Duhhh we papi swipe tonight!

by MadDawwgg January 28, 2020

Kitty Swipe

When you stick your hands down a woman's pants to make sure that her pussy doesn't smell.

Steve: I did a kitty swipe on Jackie
Rupert: How was it?
Steve: Smelled like spoiled milk

by Kari Madshaw May 6, 2020