life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Nut Swinger

Someone who defends a celebrity or athlete to no ends. Often blinded by fandom.

Kyle is such a nut swinger. He still believes Lebron is the GOAT over Jordan.

by Nateroo77 April 11, 2020

Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

Shade Swinger

A big dumb ugly monkey

I went to the the corner liqour store and got mugged by some shade swingers in the alley.

by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022

Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022