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Stonks

1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards

2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks

3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.

Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.

Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
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Strokeemdownjaymo

Very charismatic person, very very accurate, very very efficient, doesn’t miss (too much) actually doesn’t miss at all, talks a lot of shit yk, might also keep repeating his nickname, he’s an asshole n a lil cocky (but in a good way) and he can also dunk!!
Strokeemdownjaymo himself often says “strokeemdownjaymo is a dawg” his mottos are “just stroke em!” “When in doubt stroke em!”
by Marii 😛 July 22, 2023
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Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'
Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
by wellwitted November 7, 2009
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cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose
by MuleKick February 14, 2014
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nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.
Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.
by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018
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Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate
I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke
by Yes,masta September 29, 2019
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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