group stage

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

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Get Fit Stage

the period of time usualy at 14-17 when a female (or male) teenager changes from an annoying adolescant idiot to a relativly good looking person

this is usualy most apparent in some females

bob: hey have you seen claire lately?

jon: yeah she's got well hot lately
Derik: she's clearly been through a "get fit stage"

by Readybreck September 19, 2009

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It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.

After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.

by ilikechicks1111 August 11, 2013

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The 6th Stage of Grief

The extremely rare 6th Stage of Grief, Horny, is when someone begins feeling sexual pleasure from a once deeply saddening event. Examples of this include: Coping mechanisms, mourning, facebook groups.

Person 1: "I thought Matt was over Joanne's passing, but then he accidentally emailed me a photoshopped picture of him piping her..."
Person 2: He must be going through The 6th Stage of Grief

by LotesaKoce March 2, 2022

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Homeless Invasion: Stage III

The final stage of the Homeless Invasion.
After you've defeated stage II, little tiny gay homeless people will invade your house and crawl up your ass. They can only be killed with hotdog water because it tastes like shit and they cannot handle it.

Alex: You done..?
Tony: Almost, the final stage is coming, Homeless Invasion: Stage III. there's tiny homeless people who wanna crawl up my ass coming soon, then you can come over.
Alex: I'm starting to think you're insane.

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

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