Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021

fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD

"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"

by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022

Barrovian Sweatshoppe

The act of, while in the valley of Barovia, you have a vampire pressed intimately between a brown bear and a Goliath Barbarian.

The worst thing that could happen, is that we end up in a Barrovian Sweatshoppe

by mxicofer December 9, 2022

Anal Butt Sweats

When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.

Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.

Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.

Good thing.....I have white furniture.

by DaRth79 January 11, 2015

Las Vegas Lip Sweats

Sweating of the upper-lip which is caused by the hot desert climate of Las Vegas in conjunction with amphetamine or cocaine use.

“You good man? Your lip is sweating right onto the blackjack table!”

“I’m straight. All that speed gave me a case of the Las Vegas lip sweats”

by blumpkinben June 28, 2018

SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day

SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies

“Today is SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day!!!! I’m so nervous what is he rejects me?”

by 16&57 October 16, 2019

National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020