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Slab

Sl-ab , To slab somebody is to love them.

Slabbing somebody is for to fall for them.
Mia: "Hey? see that guy, Ben?"
Brianna: "Yeah?"
Mia: "I slab him!"
Brianna: OMG! Mia, You're Slabbing!!!"
by RushiKan1999 June 16, 2017
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Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.
He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024
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Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
by Meat slammer February 12, 2017
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Slabs

Used whenever something is surprising, but not enough to say “woah” or “wow”.
May be used as a wicked form of exclamation, akin to “Pirates!”
Dude bro : “Yo Gurt, look at this art I made!”
Gurt : “Slabs!”
by Chuunophomia August 11, 2025
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.
Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.
by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019
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