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shitter-bug

left over fecies hanging on to your anus after wiping.
you keep wiggling around in your office chair because you didn't wipe good enough and it looks like you have a shitter-bug in your pants
by cracketycricket March 23, 2010
mugGet the shitter-bugmug.

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.
Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !
by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018
mugGet the Shitter's Ditchmug.

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.
Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008
mugGet the Beer Shittermug.

Secret Shitter

A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.


Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.

He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009
mugGet the Secret Shittermug.

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009
mugGet the shitter to spittermug.

water shitter

A motorhome that is seen in a residential area useally one of large size with a sink and toliet.

A toliet
Hey look at that water shitter going down the street!

I,m gonna take a shit in the water shitter now
by UNIT 2 June 22, 2006
mugGet the water shittermug.

Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor
by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005
mugGet the Phantom Shittermug.

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