burn rubber

1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom

Too $hort - Burn Rubber

by TerrorBaby September 26, 2005

Rube Goldberg Machine

Basically, a 'machine' that uses many ordinary items, and positions them in a way so that when activated, sometimes by 'knocking down the first domino' so to speak, it leads to a series of events that are all activated by the previous events.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.

Child 1: Hey, let's play Mouse Trap!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!

Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!

by loveisjujujubaby March 13, 2010

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Double ass rubber pusher

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011

rubén

Someone who loves pineapples, and can’t commit to a relationship; gets bored.

He’s such a Rubén.

by kenzzz_rob1 May 13, 2018

ball rubber

The off hand of a master jack-off artist. Most men only need one hand to jack-off. That hand is called the dick beater. The true artist don't waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their balls.

Dude, you touched my food. Was that your dick beater, or your ball rubber?

by Recon1172 May 28, 2005

Ruben

Very smart, carries a great conversation, charms everyone, including me. Sucks you into his charm and sexappeal. Will make you fall for him. And then out I f nowhere he vanishes. Only to show up months later, finding out he has a girlfriend and she's pregnant, and has the baby on your birthday. Makes you wish he would of stayed gone, all's you would have is awesome memories. Instead of breaking your heart. He will always have a side chick.

Ruben, well time for me to go home I have a girlfriend and a new baby, I will see you when the girlfriend pisses me off. Then I will come see you, cause your my side chick.

by Not your side chck November 22, 2019