Rayon

A kind, sweet, loveable guy who would do anything to show how much he loves you, if you get a Rayon, keep him, he has gone through a lot and needs you, he is very funny, and always knows how to make you smile and happier than anyone else has ever made you feel. If you lose a Rayon, your life will go back to the way it used to be but only 20x worse than before, keep your Rayon and make sure he is always happy and care for him better than if he were your child, he needs a mother's love and he needs affection, if you treat your Rayon badly, karma will kick your ass in the future, Rayon is a fragile, but strong, handsome guy, treat him well and handle with care!!

Girl 1: I got boyfriend!!
Girl 2: who is it?
Girl 1: It's Rayon
Girl 3: Bitch you got a Rayon, damn you lucky, take care of him girl!

by Dumbitch_Emm*ur local dumbass* November 21, 2021

The Ramones Challenge

Pick any Ramones song. Attempt to start and finish sexual intercourse prior to the completion of the song.

Dat girl was so hot last night when we fucked I won The Ramones Challenge.

by surfer949 February 10, 2013

Ramon

that guy

That guy you know Ramon

by he hi ho day February 4, 2019

ralong

A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it sucks things in. It has been seen to glow in the night once its sucked up an entire planet.

bob: look up its a plane
joe: no, its a bird
bob: no, its a ralong
joe: shit.
bob: were doooooooommmmeeddd

their both dead...

by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009

san ramon

San Ramon is a city trapped within its own cesspool. The residents draw blanks when confronted on real issues, common sense, or when you just happen to say something smart. The only thing that matters to the residents is how they are viewed by each other, hence the only reason to “work” harder at selling home loans (been breakin' my back on the phone all day, honey!) and buy an S class or 7 series. To the few sane people left in San Ramon, the town itself drives them to insanity because the rich logic takes over EVERYONE and you wonder if you’re the last sane person on the planet… or are you the craziest person on the planet? There are various reasons why San Ramon should not be considered a part of CA (the most accepting, well-rounded, and liberal state of the Union)...
1. As stated by someone else, fun is illegal.
2. Being poor is a 1st degree felony, punishable by death.
3. Littering on master-planned cement will bring at least three separate cop cars to your location within the minute.
4. Smoking weed will also bring the same result, this as well is punishable by death.
However, if you’re rich, white, ignorant, and want your kids to be just as dumb, this is the safest place in the entire world. Nothing will happen. Ever. Until the day when someone snaps and blows it up.

Residents from here and the surrounding cities (Danville, Blackhawk, Dublin, Pleasanton, Alamo) have strange delusions. Many believe that rapper E-40 is FROM Blackhawk. This, of course, is ridiculous, like saying that Dr. Dre is from Beverley Hills. To clear up anyone's ignorance, E-40, coming upon a fortune too big to carry around in the itty bitty city of Vallejo (where he is actually from) was forced to move to a gated location like Blackhawk. I hope his twisted rich and evil neighbors are scared by the amount of coked out and high black people always driving by their house. Haha.

After living here for 10 years, I've since escaped the city limits, and will be going as far as possible, never to return, not even for my family (they have that "rich logic" and I can't help but knowing that I'm dealing with madmen).

"San Ramon is a city in the San Francisco Bay Area. It, however, is not in the 'yay area' or 'da bay'."

by drugs got me addicted to insanity! February 25, 2007

ramones

best fucking band in the history of music. better than the beatles, sex pistols and the clash. nobody can compare to them. everybody else is fucking trash and full of shit if they think they're better than the ramones. they rule and that is all.

The moon is full, the air is still,
All of a sudden I feel a chill,
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away,
Skeletons dancee, I curse this day,
And the night when the wolves cry out,
Listen close and you can hear me shout.

by marley March 28, 2005

Ramon

A nice socially awkward guy with a tendancy to be a little (a lot) obsessive. Doesn't understand when a girl is not interested in him and overanalyzes everything she says because he believes he has a chance even when he does not.

Look at that kid talking to Tyara

Yea he thinks hes got a shot with her even after she told him about her bf
WOAH what a Ramon!

by truthteller989898 November 3, 2013