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Gimme My Points

When you order Microsoft points and it takes a long time to finalize the transfer and you are impatient. Usually involves lots of raging and profanity.
Example 1
"GIMME MY POINTS, FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Example 2
'Did you download so-and-so yet?'
"No, I'm waiting for the points to transfer. FUCKING GIMME MY POINTS! FUCK!"
by Drak9Cataclysm February 13, 2009
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Pussy Points

A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.
White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)
by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015
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Lazy Sunday points

Banking up points during the week doing mundane tasks to allow a guilt free lazy Sunday.
May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.

Or

Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!
by foxyfinny January 9, 2011
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facebook points

Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.
Dude she has a shit ton of friends, 1000+ facebook points.
by chenzillah December 4, 2009
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Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.
Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”
by WINH4X March 20, 2020
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ten points

When someone has done something that you deem worthy of some form of award, but have nothing to give, so you give them the satisfaction of "ten points". The points have no real life value, but it's just something silly scene, punk, or indie kids say.
Kate; Hey, you like my new hair?
Nick; Yes! Ten points!
by Misukiko September 23, 2009
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brownie points

The tell-tale reference points of contact made while brown nosing the BOSS; a source of recognition of one's depth perception, which is what seperates you from a simple brown noser and an all out s#!t head. If they appear behind your ears, you may want to practice holding your breath,that is if you really need that raise.
Billy brought Miss Kinky an apple,and a box of MAGNUM Condums. I think he's working on his brownie points.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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