Porchin'

Porchin'

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand

Look at that bloke Porchin' it in style on the FB Porchin' It group

by Porch king January 24, 2019

Porch Rocker

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

porch atheist

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

by RoundenBrown August 6, 2021

porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

Pocah

Pocah is such a gemini. But at the same time, a good kind of gemini. Pocah is someone you can lean against for support, and someone you can rant to without being judged. Pocah can be seen as very friendly and bright thats why she has a lot of friends around her. She knows her gossips, she knows everything about everyone. So if you want to know about someone, you know who to go to. Last but not least, if you don’t treat her well, just know she’ll wish you’ll get Karma until the day she dies.

A : Omg look it’s Pocah!
B : Pocah is here to gossip again.
A : Typical Pocah

by Taketake0101 January 24, 2022

Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023