Did you poot sir 

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

Did you poot sir by Des Leake November 5, 2004

Pooty Poot 

What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.

Pooty Poot by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004

dusty poot

you dirty old fart

jordan o'dell is a dusty poot

dusty poot by niggerlover6664 March 13, 2014

Scooty-poot 

A medium speed method of locomotion by any means of conveyance.

Those cops scooty-pooted right in here.

Scooty-poot by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019

Lil Poot 

Poot as in an effeminite fart. and lil as in small. put together its an insult originated by the insane clown posse in their movie Big Money Hustlas and is the Monoxide Child's nickname

Yo he saw Big Stank and said "naw f*** that he aint right. ima give my homie lil poot everythang"

Lil Poot by Manson boy September 7, 2005

Pittsburgh Poot

-immediately following sex with your girl, you fart directly into her face then walk out of the room, exclaiming, "it's over bitch!"

*common technique used by men of Pittsburgh to break it off with their woman

Brett: Did you break up with Jenn bro?

Dan: Ya dude it's over.

Brett: Did you at least get your dick wet before you ended it?

Dan: Hell ya! And after I blew my load, I Pittsburgh pooted that bitch!

Pittsburgh Poot by Erik Chrys April 26, 2008

pooty bo poot 

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.

Your mother is a pooty bo poot

pooty bo poot by Bob seager April 1, 2007