Poot roll up

A poot that rolls forward in an upward motion that feels like a “vibration”

Jaqueeshanda was startled as the poot roll up abruptly made itself made itself known

by 1dajuan1 February 5, 2022

Fruity Poot Loop

A Fruity Poot loop is a homosexual persons fart.

Brittany Furlan is such a fruity Poot loop!

by MysticRiver September 30, 2020

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

Poot in my coot

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)

Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

by Tonyachincapap July 28, 2021

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

poot-scoot

It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.

I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.

by Corey December 5, 2004

Poot Fenis

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

by Dulux March 15, 2010