Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite

PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.

by ARCTICMAN February 6, 2008

poke war

A "war" on face book, in which one user "pokes" the other using the popular feature. Then they engage in a "war" by poking each other back and forth. Often used a mediocre substitute for flirting, leading to nothing at all.

Carlye will never win the poke war with me, but what she doesn't know if that I am just using this to flirt with her.

by _ _ _ _ November 4, 2007

Paradox Poke

To mute yourself in a call but still listen in on what everyone else is saying

Ellis did a Paradox Poke yesterday. It was so annoying

by Paradox poke October 2, 2016

shit poke

when your banging your woman so hard that your dick slips out of her pussy and it pokes her in the ass and you both yell SHIT because it hurt her ass and bent your cock

by Thad December 23, 2002

Poke the bear

A game from the TV Show "Scrubs" where two people passive-aggressively make fun of a person standing nearby, slowly getting more and more critical/personal with the person. The game ends when the person tries to call you on insulting them, or one of the players makes nervous eye contact with the person, giving it away.

Example of Poke the bear:

(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?

by bearpoke92 March 22, 2009

Poked the log

when you give someone anal and it touches their shit

"I just poked the log last night"

by Bob John October 19, 2006

Penis-Poke

An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.

"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"

by AMAHAHA August 4, 2008