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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
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What the Poes?

English/Afrikaans translation of What the Cunt?

Commonly used by S.A. Afrikaners as a way for frustration, confusion or anger. It could be used in the same way as "What the Fuck!?"
Person 1: "I saw your girlfriend cheating on you at the club yesterday."
Person 2: "What the Poes?, fok man!"
by ThaSauceKid🥶😈 July 14, 2020
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Poet

Attention-seeking artist who risks embarrassment in treating the general public as their therapist... Lyrical oversharer...
Get me away from that chick. She told me her whole life story and I don't even know her name!! What a poet!
by Createlala June 16, 2016
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poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.
"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"
by ybanrab May 5, 2006
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Pillow Pets

Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.
Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
by 95x July 12, 2010
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Poeskont

An Afrikaans word fusing puss and cunt POES=Pussy Kont=cunt.
Usually directed to somebody as an insult.
You're a useless poeskont
by Malibran October 4, 2009
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poetheed

word mispoken for pothead. funny cuz its cool. (i'd hope somebody can do this word justice)
Now here's a real poetheed, i mean pothead. (Simpsons - medical marijuana)
by i October 27, 2003
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