phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome

When a cell phone becomes so attached to the person's self that they can feel it vibrate or ring when it has not. This stems from a long term dependency on cell phone technology and can easily be remedied by not using cell phone technology for several weeks. The term Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome was first coined by Social Psychologist Bradley Ictech.

When you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket, but it is in the other room you have just experienced Phantom Cell Phone Syndrome.

by ireadbooks March 14, 2013

Phantom Boob

When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.

Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.

Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Phantom Scooby Snacks

The sense of felling ash from smoking in your mouth but there actually isn't.

I feel Scooby Snacks on my tounge but I checked and I guess I just have phantom scooby snacks because there's nothing on my tounge.

by Yung_Sayin February 21, 2017

Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018