peetour

A brief digression from your planned route home so you can answer nature's call. Behind the bushes, mayhaps? In an alley for the classy.

"It's almost last call, let's get out of here."
"Okay but I have to take a peetour on the way."

by USF loverrr January 7, 2010

Peetend

To pretend to piss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.

I was just about to take a piss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. I was so nervous I couldn't go so I just peetended.

by bobber77 June 13, 2010

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Peeterbeater

Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)

I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D

by ricecrispytreats May 28, 2011

peent

Extremely drunk, in a good way.

I was drinking absinthe around a campfire, and we all just got peent as fuck.

by AlbanianCrumpetSucker May 28, 2015

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

peesturbating

When a woman inserts her phalanges into her vagina while at the same time peeing.

Emily enjoys peesturbating in public toilets often.

by TenCentTacos December 19, 2015