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patagonia

Place that people go to when they are bored of playing video games with their mates - often decided upon by spinning a globe and pointing with the finger - followed by a lot of research to "justify" their decision.
You: Hey Mate- where are you going for your Holiday away from your good friends who enjoy your company?
Mate: Patagonia
You: How did you decide that?
Mate: I made a very thought out and rational decision based on things that interest me about Patagonia.
by Dave the Bottle Monk December 6, 2015
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patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face
Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin
by owsky123 September 30, 2016
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patagon

A patagon is that kind of guy who you instantly love <3
I patagon you. (I love you)
You patagon me. (You love me)
We patagonate each other. (We will make love tonight)
by okkla May 24, 2017
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patagoon

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.
Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.
by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021
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pataguan

Angel is a pataguan so is Joe and Ruben.
by Ayoo7272 March 27, 2021
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Patagy

An alternative spelling for a person from Patagonia.

Patagonian.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: From Patagonia.

Person 1: Oh, so you are Patagy.

Person 2: Wdym
by UncleJohnsStout October 26, 2022
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patagonia

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023
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