Get the pretential mug.Adjective. Pretentious refers to a person or entity who carries an aura of pretense to everything they say and do. It's as though they're trying to milk every factoid or article they read, working them into conversations and social media updates, to portray themselves as godly or intelligent, or sometimes just plain superior. Because this is the ever-present pretense behind all their words and actions, conversation with them is limited only to: placating agreement to everything they say, or walking away before you lose your temper.
That pretentious guy who figured out how to tie his shoes before being taught, and thus feels he deserves a 50/50 stake in the creation of shoes: I believe Rick and Morty is a post-modernist, deconstruction critique of the bourgeois view on LiMiTeD uniVerSEs.
His imaginary best friend: That's so true.
His imaginary best friend: That's so true.
by Camel Geyser September 14, 2018
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A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."
Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."
Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."
Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
by ArticChile April 15, 2008
Get the Public Pretender mug."pretense" - (v) when you pretend, and make others tense!
- (n) a person who displays a false image in order
to impress another, especially for personal
gain.
- (n) a person who displays a false image in order
to impress another, especially for personal
gain.
"Margret is such a pretense-- like she's really met Justin Bieber!
"Get that frickin' pretense outta here-- NOW!"
"Get that frickin' pretense outta here-- NOW!"
by Juan O'Malley August 20, 2011
Get the pretense mug.Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.
That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.
by A Sparky May 1, 2010
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B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"
by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016
Get the the great pretender mug.brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole
Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit
branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did
Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit
branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did
by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013
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