a nicer way of saying 'fanny fart' or 'queef' just to make the lady sound more elegant and less embarassed.
by chaosinthehead July 20, 2010
Get the petal air mug.A petal pusher is a derogatory term used to describe someone from the LGBTQ community. It's a term to describe female to female sexual preference. Pretty much it's the opposite of a fudge packer.
I just found out that my neighbor Karen is a petal Pusher, I saw her making out with her girlfriend while I was walking my dog.
by Lefty the bestie October 16, 2020
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by Tiki Marie Johnson January 20, 2023
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Get the Metric Petafuckton mug.Tall long haired guy who likes to bring his gameboy in school. May seem mean at first but is usually a chill guy.
by JorMam April 23, 2021
Get the Petar mug.1: Most beautiful girl.
2: A member of the inner whorl of a flower, usually soft and coloured conspicuously.
2: A member of the inner whorl of a flower, usually soft and coloured conspicuously.
Person 1: "Wow that look there, I've never seen anything so beautiful, what is it?"
Person 2: "A Petal."
Person 2: "A Petal."
by bin September 17, 2004
Get the petal mug.A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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