NASCAR

Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

Hey whats Nascar mean?

Non athletic sport created around rednecks

by britchdawg January 18, 2019

The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR

To refer to a time that will take almost forever to happen. Almost impossible.

You want me to vote liberal?

Yeah right, I will wait till The First Transgendered Person in NASCAR races; before I'd ever do that !

by Charmouche May 25, 2018

Nascar

(Spanish)
Verb: To race

Yo quiero Nascar en la noche...con tu madre

by Kisle October 17, 2008

NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac March 10, 2011

NASCARbation

When NASCAR fans obsessively watch NASCAR events for hours & hours.

"Bill is watching the Sprint Cup race on TV. It'll be hours before his NASCARbation session is over."

by petewhatshisface July 23, 2012

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019