The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
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