jailhouse muslim 

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.

Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist

jailhouse muslim by Psychnurse June 28, 2016

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

Shiite Muslim balls by Acmeusa July 3, 2018

radical muslim 

A muslim that likes to ski and/or skateboard.

Jalal is such a radical muslim, he was tearing it up at the skatepark last night

radical muslim by Abu Macaroni February 5, 2022

Mascara Muslim 

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.

Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.

Mascara Muslim by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010

neo-muslim 

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination

The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.

neo-muslim by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010

Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".

Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.

Messianic Muslim by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019

Ur cousin a muslim 

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck

Ur cousin a muslim by Anonymous<Incognito Man May 29, 2018