Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

Mittelschmerz

Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.

It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain

Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz

Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.

period pain Mittelschmerz

by s4lt0s March 15, 2014

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009