TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008
Get the mittenmug. the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
Get the pine mittenmug. A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
Get the Mittensmug. by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the put the mittens on emmug. by odinhirules August 29, 2022
Get the Cheesy Mittenmug. A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.
"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"
by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017
Get the Dick mittenmug. by -Average George fan November 4, 2021
Get the Mittensmug.