Miscontraception

When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.

Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.

by kawoookoo November 7, 2009

mischew

When your mouth is full of food, and you decide to talk. It results in food flying everywhere.

Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."

Person #2: "What are you talking about?"

Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"

by Soul Shine December 14, 2012

Mischievous Mark

A man with a very big cock

He surely does have a Mischievous Mark sized cock. No wonder all the girls want to suck on it.

by Mischievous Mark May 4, 2021

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

miscers

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all miscer's will die of severe anal leakage and festering scrotums.

That about sums it up.

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mischief

Started in North London at crazy house parties. It is when stuff is broken or moved around or just generally mucked up in people's houses. It is not necessarily vandalism, just annoyances e.g. throwing an ironing board over a fence, or rearranging all the cupboards in the kitchen.

Also there is a varient called emotional mischief, whereby harsh rumours are spread about a particular person.

When mischief starts, the word "mischief" is chanted and the group partaking in the mischief charge around the house. It can also be done subtly.

Putting the contents of the larder in the oven

Spreading rumours about how x described y as a Nazi C***.

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004

Mischievite

n. someone who is mischievous

The kids were running around the backyard, screaming and laughing and behaving like a bunch of little mischievites.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010