basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.
by C Star July 15, 2005
Another word for bae,
Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
by Ohana_Ashley December 03, 2014
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
by ChuckWagon19 November 05, 2010
by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
by Dokido October 07, 2008