circus midget

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

by Mick October 21, 2005

midget porn

Instant orgasm every time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

minged

Yet another word to describe the effects of too much (or just enough) alcohol or drugs (mainly drugs to be honest) (see also mashed).
Also can mean - 'A Fanny'

Look at that guy gurning, he looks like a spack, he is MINGED!!!

by Kieron (aka Keeks) March 8, 2005

Black midget furry fortnite porn

It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock

Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?

Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second

by Nsnskwiwbdbdb April 11, 2021

midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

by Brad198910 July 18, 2006