Madsturbate

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

by Shiiiiiii June 12, 2018

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu

“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!

by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022

mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.

Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!

by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014

masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).

It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.

by marinader September 19, 2009

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021