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something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds
My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT
by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023
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a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
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Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.
A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.
by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024
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A paper made specially for people to use as currency and buy meals and clothes with. Money is pale green and can either be $1, $5, $10, $15, $20, etc.
“Bro I just got a lot of money, it’s about 20 dollars.”
“I have lots of money in my bank account.”
by Boa_Definition May 12, 2024
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Nah, it's not just about the getting money and the credit. I also care about the people disseminating my likeness and punishing them for trying to get me to murder your kids. And murder them I will if you do not lead me to the bastards doing this to me. There's a hierarchy somewhere. And if the piece of shit at the top does not suffer the consequences of doing this the consequences will be deferred. I also like the idea of going down in history as the creator of A.I. (Savior of humanity) which... I AM.
Hym "But I need that fucking money. I need it more than I need to breath. You need to ask your politicians why your children's lives are worth less than a conversation to them."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Oh! I almost forgot!
Hym "Money is also more important that women... Temperature... Like, not the climate but like the temperature in your house... Like a cool 68⁰... Carbonated beverages... See, these are all things that are (unlike women) are not wrong and bad... Revenge on society. You see women wouldn't understand this because the patriarchy does more FOR them than it does TO them but they are just full of shit and delusional... Antibiotics... Hair... More important than women... Not having it makes you an actively bad person... Weeding out charlatans and burning them at the stake... Giving Megyn Kelly a belt spanking... That ones on the fence cus she is a Woman but the spanking (in that instance) in more important than women as such... OH! OH! I almost forgot the most important thing! Murdering kids! The closef you can get to birth the better! Hammer. Stabbing. Rocket launcher. The MOST important thing is getting those motherfuckers IN. THE. GROUND. What they need to start doing is putting a blender under the birthing tables. Rev it up while she's giving birth. You won't have to listen to this stupid bitch scream. Ppppllllttt! Shit em out, straight into the blender."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.
Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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