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stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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matia

A hindi slang term used to describe someone as being somewhat stupid in any situation. Used causally, or threateningly.

Pronounced: mah-tee-aa

Picked up from the Bollywood movie 'Hera Pheri'.
You guys hear about that matia who fell of his bike?

Eh matia, why are you doing that?

Yo matia, let's grab dinner.
by Patorre, Sabooty, and Sharmy November 20, 2012
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Matilda

Matilda : A very pretty girl who funny and has many freinds. She is outgoing and very competitive. She can also be sensitive at times , but can still be a strong. Blonde usually. Is adored by all genders . Can be harsh when she dislikes someone , and always gets what she wants . Caring , and a great freind when matched with the right person .
Matilda is a girl
by Rita monford January 23, 2019
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Matilde

A super sweet girl with a gigantic heart!

If you ever meet a Matilde do NOT let her go.
Matildes are usually tall, funny and extremely gorgeous!

Her long wavy hair will make any girl jelous.
She is the best friend you can ever as k for, be loyal to her and you will spendthe best time of your life next to her!
Mom: Matilde has such a big heart! You should follow her example!
by Mimão February 5, 2020
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matis

An amazing person that is attractive, very kind , nice and funny.
If you have the opportunity to date a Matis do it.
OMG I would like to be like Matis he is so perfect!
by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020
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matix

slithery snakeeee, but his brother is much hotter tbh
yoo have you seen matix, yea he a snake
by hotmomzfuckhotdadz January 13, 2022
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Matisse

A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.
Eg-

‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’
by lilsprink April 24, 2022
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