Livingston

We put the HIGH in Highschool

Livingston kids smoke weed, do horse tranquilizers, cocaine, heroin, shrooms, salvia, and all other drugs possible

by fuckingrad March 22, 2013

Living in the red

Living in the red is something you've always done, and you should never stop doing it.

Oooooh....ooooh....oooooh......oooooh
Don't stop living in the red
red, red, red, red, red, reeeeeeed

by FRISKY D1NGO October 29, 2008

Livingston

Livingston, NJ, so much to say about this town...First lets start at the high school which they are called the lancers. Umm, wait a second, what the fuck is a lancer? Some sort of a knight, how did this rich town end up with being some sort of weird code name for a knight that unless you live in livingston you probably have never heard of the word before. And onto the kids, which mainly consist of only two types of people, jews and asians. Seriously, this town is way over 50% jewish and somehow seems to also be over 50% asain. If you go to livingston and last more then 5 minutes without seeing a jew or asian i think a miracle has just occured. All the jews are also the jappiest jews you will find anywhere, the all are insanly rich and smart, plus the girls are complete bitches, and the guys arn't too far from them either. They all wear whatever either costs the most or (for the girls) is the least amount of clothing they can find or (for the guys) is the longest shorts they can find. Then you go to the asians who like never seem to be away from each other, i dont think that they ever actually hang out with anyone but other asians. The worst part is looking at the lunch tables, one table is full of the sluts, one full of the jocks, one full of the asians, then you have the random freshman, sophmore, junior, and senior tables around the room, they are completely seperated into specific groups. They all have their clicks and if you leave yours then your stuck with nothing. Then lets go to how smart these kids are, well do i even have to say? It's a town filled with jews and asians can they not all be geniuses? To even be in like the top 10% of the class you need a GPA over 4! YES OVER 4! And then everyone is stuck with like 3.8 gpas, so sad thats just a horrible gpa right? Then like to make sure they keep it up, the parents all just yell at their kids if they get anything under A's which makes everything just get impossible.

Now lets get away from the school and go to the actual town. Where do all these kids hang out at night whats to do in this town? silence THERE'S ALSO NOTHING TO DO AT NIGHT IN THIS TOWN! If you walked around the whoel town the only place you could even find kids is in starbucks! STARBUCKS! its a coffee shop?! why is almost the entire town hanging out in a coffee shop?! Well when there is absolutely nothing else in the entire down but a starbucks, i guess thats what they're stuck doing. So besides starbucks, the kids just end up going over each others houses and having parties. Now remember this town is full of rich people, so of course all the kids have all the money they want so they go out and get all the drugs and alcohol that kids can have. Almost every1 in the entire town has either been drunk, high or had cigerettes by the time they end their freshman year of HS! It's almost a given that every1 here does drugs.

Well thats livingston, its really not that bad of a town, its really fun and lots of coo peeps to hang with, but also VERY easy to make fun of so thats what all this is

Livingston is a town full of jews, and asians, thats all rich and insanly smart with absolutely nothing to do on nights

by Lets Go Knicks! December 28, 2005

Living room baseball

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".

Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.

by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

Living the dream

The state of believing that your life is at the pinnacle of everything you could possibly want despite the presence of onlookers hating on you.

Could also refer to an action where you are 'living the dream' such as replicating something that you recently saw and admired on an episode of Come Dine With Me. Or the process of doing something that you are so happily immersed in that all the other crap in your life seems to disappear.

'She's living the dream'
'Keep on living the dream'
'Don't disturb him whilst he's living the dream'
'I was living the dream until you rained on my parade'
'Living the dream, flickin' a bean'

by Religious Doctrine June 14, 2009

Urban Living

Inspired by those Living in the city or surrounds in modern environment or a refurbished buildings, also stodios and lofts that are open plan and modern. Being surrounded by people with taste and character. This is a wordly way and would also include furnishing your home with multi functional furniture that is in multi funtional rooms, making optimal use of space as space is scarce, leaveing a feint carbon footprint by recycling and finding ways to spare the environment. Urban living does not have to be in the city, it is the way one would live lending to these atributes. Urban Living has no race, religeon, sexual preference, gender or age, it is about people with taste and style who want to use space optimally without having a negative impact on the environment but still live well. Urban living also includes the kind of dwelling and the way it is laid out, the use of natyral lighting and minimal clutter. Urban living is clean, crisp and fresh. Urban Living would be a home that has all of this regardless of where it is situated.

There are old office buildings in City Centres that are being refurbished and turned into aparment buildings, the interior decorating is styled according to Urban Living.

People are building homes from prefaricated recycled matarials, making use of large glass windows for natural light - this is Urban Living.

by Mr Urban Living September 4, 2010