n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.
first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
by J3z December 14, 2010
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Jesus! Kerri's life is a fucking roller coaster. One day he's a dude plowing chicks, the next day he becomes a chick who likes the sausage, the next day she's back to munching the box! Yea, didn't you hear? She's a lesberang.
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Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.
Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017
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Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
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If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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