Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out
Wow lance be gay
by IamLust September 8, 2021
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Lance

Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.
Salutations! Sir Lance! I have brought in another client!”
by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019
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Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
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Lancing

Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
Where you from?”
“Lancing”
“Where?”
Brighton
by lynnpone August 29, 2022
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Lancing

Being or acting like a total brat.
Stop lancing and go do something about your life for once.
by Pissypooper April 27, 2024
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lance hedrick

When you spend so much money on a hobby that you decide to buy your way to becoming a YouTube authority on the topic.
After spending $74,000 he sure Lance Hedricked furry themed model railroading.
by garbageandtrash March 12, 2024
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