lancing out

The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!

Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"

Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"

Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"

by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011

Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018