Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :

Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

🇯🇴 It's a country not a name

I went to 🇯🇴 Jordan

by Bob3478483837 April 22, 2017

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.

Is that thee "Jordan" you so forth speak of?

by OnlyTheTruthPoessesGreatBeauty December 2, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.

Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.

Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018