joost

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).

dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."

by Kill all Joost July 29, 2008

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS

Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

joonstinybonsai

the sexiest moot to have if you’re on kpop tiktok or in the yoongi cult 😩💯

bob: omg have you seen joonstinybonsai’s recent post about wonho 🤣
marie: yeah 😭 i just followed her because she’s in the yoongi cult and she has the best content
bob: she’s my favorite moot <3

by notjoonstinybonsai May 20, 2021

jongsaeng

jongsaeng is an amazing kpop editor— you can find him on Funimate. jongsaeng (satomi/kiho/yen) is currently dating calico/felix (foxInyi on Funimate). his pronouns are he/she and he’s 15. he loves kpop and anime. his favorite kpop idol is Jungwon of ENHYPEN!

Person 1: “did you watch jongsaeng’s new edit?”
Person 2: “of course! I never miss a video!”

by xdinaryher0es January 24, 2022

joog

Verb

to jog at a walking pace.

moving as if jogging but remaining at a walking speed.

She looks like she's jogging but I'm walking next to her. She's definitely joogging.

by The Skinny Ape October 15, 2022

Jaggly Joogly

Another word for cumming in large amounts of semin.Quarts of jizz preferablly

"Dude, i totally Jaggly Joogly -ed all on her face last night"

by The Sexual Master. September 14, 2011

the jogs

An intermediate form of the runs, where instead of being a sludge, there are lumps and solids mixed into the diarrhea. AKA gravy and potatoes or meatballs and sauce.

I've got the jogs
I got a bad case of the jogs

by PolishingPolack September 19, 2017