Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 05, 2021
Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
by RainTube September 22, 2018
One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 15, 2019
The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
by Perfectpages January 07, 2019
Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020