The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
by Perfectpages January 6, 2019
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And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
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Get the Jesus mug.A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
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