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Jade

If your name is Jade or somebody you know is Jade they are a bitch. Don't trust jade she's a back staving lying bitch like nobody likes jades. She's a awful whore with slut friends who think they are cool like shut the fuck up dumb hoe nobody cares for you dumb cunt.😹
person: ew is that jade?
Person 2: yeah don't be like that bitch.
Me/Jayla: yeah dumb fucking slutty bitch.
by Bxby jayla September 12, 2020
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A girl who everybody says is very pretty and sexy, smart, and can get any guy, but is actually an insecure little mole rat who likes like 2 guys who both don’t like her back.
i just defined myself there so ya, from jade
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Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.
Why would someone cheat on jade!!!
by Jades life November 8, 2018
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A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.
Anna: isn’t that Jade?
John: on no here he comes
by Hahahjskdkfjfudjdjdjjd November 5, 2019
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A 14 year old girl who annoys her sister and has lots of spots
Jade had lots of spots
by My name is eva March 1, 2019
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She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short
Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade
by Autpar13 June 16, 2017
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Gorg's second personality. Todddd's wife.

Has a nice booty
Jade has a nice booty, and is married so back off. -todddd
by ♡bittttcchhh June 17, 2018
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