Jade

If your name is Jade or somebody you know is Jade they are a bitch. Don't trust jade she's a back staving lying bitch like nobody likes jades. She's a awful whore with slut friends who think they are cool like shut the fuck up dumb hoe nobody cares for you dumb cunt.😹

person: ew is that jade?
Person 2: yeah don't be like that bitch.
Me/Jayla: yeah dumb fucking slutty bitch.

by Bxby jayla September 12, 2020

Jade

A girl who everybody says is very pretty and sexy, smart, and can get any guy, but is actually an insecure little mole rat who likes like 2 guys who both don’t like her back.

i just defined myself there so ya, from jade

by jade is a stone not a stoner June 14, 2019

Jade

Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.

Why would someone cheat on jade!!!

by Jades life November 8, 2018

Jade

A 14 year old girl who annoys her sister and has lots of spots

Jade had lots of spots

by My name is eva March 1, 2019

Jade

A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.

Anna: isn’t that Jade?
John: on no here he comes

by Hahahjskdkfjfudjdjdjjd November 5, 2019

Jade

She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short

Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade

by Autpar13 June 16, 2017

Jade

Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch

Dude 1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.

by Big boi Mozezzzz January 23, 2019